Earthdate: June 24, 2313. Wednesday -- publishing day. Technically our paper had been published for months: 64 days ago on the department Roam for comment and amendment, and then 32 days ago on the University Roam when we were still making tweaks. But today was the big reveal -- global Roam, final text. We were officially done and all we could do now was relax and hope that we were well received.
There were some good early signs. Some at the University -- friends and colleagues, but nonetheless people whose opinion I respected -- had indicated that they thought this was one of the most significant recent papers in Crab biology. Their reviews generated interest that resulted in a lot of activity on the day it went fully public. Crab hubs were buzzing with comments, analysis and confirmations. Paal and I were ecstatic.
We had been doing almost nothing but work for months, and our existence as a couple had faded. Tonight, however, we had nothing to do but let loose. We planned to meet our friends at Biergleichung, our favorite dive, to celebrate. Paal was in rare form, attacking me as I came out of the shower, but I was ready for him. Even our spontaneous bumping didn't make us late -- not this time.
We met up with Shek and Shem and found a booth near the front where we could see people passing on the street. I met Shek my first days at the University when she not only helped me find my dorm but introduced me to nearly everything and everyone that I still depend on today. We always tease them about being able to share monograms on their towels.
Paal is not normally a big drinker, but when he decides to get drunk he goes through three consistent stages. At first he's the annoyed non-drunk. Unhappy that he's not yet happy, he downs beer after beer and grouses crankily about anyone else that seems to be having more fun than he is. He laughs too hard at dumb jokes and then curls his lip and curses when the pitchers aren't refilled fast enough.
Pretty soon he moves to the long second stage -- the funny drunk. Paal has a great wit when he gets over himself. He spent the longest time convincing us that the song Greensleeves was so named that because Henry the Eighth suffered from chronic sinus infections and wiped his nose on his garments. We questioned him in classic oral-exam format and he defended his thesis against all historical evidence. It was gross, but he had us all in stitches.
After we finished our meal and were getting tired he kept drinking, transforming him into stage three -- the stupid drunk. First he embarrassed himself by talking loudly about things that we had already discussed at length at the start of the meal. Next he insulted Shek, implying that her lab was staffed by people who were idiots or perhaps just lazy because they hadn't been as successful as he was tonight. Finally, as I helped him stumble into the warm summer night he decorated the sidewalk with a colorful spray composed of bits of his dinner.
My main thought as I wrestled him home was that he needed more practice. He was such a lightweight. I undressed him, cleaned him up and put him to bed. "The hard part is done!" he proclaimed, pushing the sheet off. "Yes dear," I said, tucking him back in, "the hard part's done. Now just go to sleep. The cites will be rolling in tomorrow."